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What is that NOISE?!

“I swear, it’s it coming from upstairs.”

“What is? I don’t hear anything.”

“You don’t hear that?”

“Nope.”

“Not the banging?”

“Sure don’t.”

“Or the thumping?”

“Can’t say I do.”

“Not even the blood curdling screams?

“Sorry.”

“Are you listening to your ipod?”

“Shhhh… Kanye’s about to go gay fish.”