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Vince Offer: Prophet of Savings, Harbinger of Doom

Apparently, Vince Offer, the ShamWow guy, was arrested in SoBe in February. According to police, the hooker he hired “bit his tongue and would not let go,” so Vince beat the shit out of her to get her off. The good news, ShamWow got the blood out of the carpet, pronto. I dunno…it sells itself.

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