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Why I won't play board games with my wife...

F-8.

Miss. H-2.

Hit. B-10.

Miss. H-4.

Jesus, that’s the 9th hit you’ve gotten in a row! How the hell are you doing that?!

Just lucky, I guess… Also you’re sitting in front of a mirror. Can you skooch to the left? I can’t see your submarine.

Fairer sex my ass!